Well if all you want to do is roll coal you're wasting a lot of your truck's potential, and quite frankly are making the rest of us look bad. If you really want to do that I'm sure there's tunes that add tons of fuel that would help you roal coal. Any farther and you'd have to get into mechanical upgrades as well.

If you ask me, I'd rather have a well modified truck that's quick and burns clean rather than a slow smokey one.

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easiest and cheapest way to roll coal is to do the garbage bag mod.

 

Once you get it set up to "Roll Coal" and offended a large group of people, the next thing you probably need to do is put a set of Ram "Dumbo Mirrors" on it to offend the remaining group!
This will not be good for your vehicle AT ALL and will just be giving the "emissions nazis" more ammunition to use to choke down and restrict the diesel family.

 

Why do you want to roll coal? The better way to impress people is how clean your truck runs.

I would save all the money your going to waste on dumping unburnt fuel out the tailpipe, and buy a better turbo.

If you would take apart one of these trucks that's been abused, you could see what kind of damage your asking for.

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Buy a 12v dodge cummins

 

What a common misconception about rolling coal is that we're all bad people, US coal rollers need to band together! So please allow me to offer some sound coal rolling advise with your current set up! First and foremost, you need to set your tuner to the "hottest tune" programmed on to it. Then for you 6.0 guys, add some 2 stroke oil to the gas tank. Once all that is set and ready to go just put about a half gallon of antifreeze down the filler neck, start it up and roll some coal! If the water in fuel light comes on, just ignore it since your running coal juice! Have fun!!


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Blinker fluid is the name of the game when ti comes to rolling coal with the 6.0ls. Don't bother wasting your money on fancy tuners. Go to your local hardware store and ask at the front desk for a 80 weight blinker fluid. The heavier weight promotes black colouring in the fuel, however it's not always put up on the shelves. You'll have to ask a few times for it as sometimes they forget or are reluctant to give it up, it's usually in the backroom. Once you get some of it, simply pour it into your coolant. Works every time I swear. My buddy did it with his and he's always pulling b*tches.

 

This is a joke....right?

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This is completely serious. Anybody who's anybody knows that in the diesel game black smoke = tons of horsepower. Is that not the reason we all got into a diesel? I know for myself I bought a diesel to roll coal and pull babes.

 

pullin babes and hausling ass! lol some heavy ass:

 

not me. i got a diesel 4X4 so i could put 18 inches of lift on it with 48 inch tires and 12 inch stacks in the bed and a lope/smoke tune in the computer so i could then creep around the local mall at 5 mph with no front driveshaft looking for pre teens to impress.

 

I just got one so I could get all the truck sluts. Is there any other reason to even own one?

 

Walmart bag in the intake.

 

still way over GVW for a 450 Andy. you would need AT LEAST a F650 for that load!!!!

 

Are you sure? I'm thinking more like a 5 ton.

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Ehhh id just go find a peterbilt to haul that ass

 

F-650 is a 5 ton truck.

and that would be a disgrace to a petercar.
maybe a freightshaker would move it.

 

I got a r-model mack sitting in the shed with a grain box. Only ever done up to 11 tons of grain on it, so that'll be heavier than my max, but she'll do it. Plus with the high sides the neighbours won't see you with them.

 

A one stack Mack with a window in the back! Top speed up any grade is probably 11mph but she gets the job done, right? All that matters.

 

If he would have just got an old rice burner instead of a diesel, we wouldn't be having this conversation. lol!

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Diesel all day, rolling coal is so fun.. ahaha

 

Seriously, even when it snows, I'm still plowing bytches just because the love the smoke.. It's amazing..


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I don't know why you guys have to keep harping on my ladies. Sure, they're a little on the plus side, but they can suck start a Harley!

 

so that is you with the beached whales in the back of your chevy?

i thought it was thatchevyguy

 

What? Hell no. I don't roll like that...the Chevy is my buddies.

Now the hotties? Yeah, them are mine.

 

Hey now I can't lay claim to those two

 

well since we've come this far...

 

Difference is that those whales get laid :hehe:

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haha!

 

well hell this thread deserves a royal derailment: