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Big dumb redneck
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At flatbillers.com, or maybe douche.net

Seriously though, just don't. Don't be one of those guys...
 

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If you're looking to get laughed at and made fun of, size is of the essence. Try out one of these two. The stacks reinforce the douchenozzle effect of the first one and your ten gallon cowboy hat will put the second right into outer space.



 

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Oh I bet she is a real slice of heaven! Probably has 3 real nice teeth, the softest muffin top you've ever felt, has an unlimited supply of Camels, and an Igloo in the back slap full of that quality Bud Light.
 

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Big dumb redneck
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So y'all have em up your way too huh?
 

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I can safely say I'm not lumped into that category.
See now if I knew you better and thought I could bust your chops a little I'd say something witty like

"I forgot. This is the Internet. We only date supermodels"

Or

"I'm sorry. I didn't know you played for the other team. "

You know. Bar room kinda humor.

But I don't so I won't say anything.

Lol.
 

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Big dumb redneck
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LOL

Ok ok, what I SHOULD have followed my statement with is this...

"Well, she wasnt a blonde anyways......"



Five 2's makes a 10 right???
 

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Burlap underwear a must. As are dentures and speaking with a southern drawl.
 
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