ONLY IN TEXAS
> >
> >
> >Forget ********, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks
>from
> > Texas ...
> >
> >If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
> >you may live in Texas
> >
> >If you've worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you probably live in
> > Texas .
> >
> >If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
>a
> >wrong number, you most likely live in Texas .
> >
> >If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Ft. Worth for the weekend,
> >you probably live in Texas .
> >
> >
> >If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas .
> >
> >If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
> >live in Texas .
> >
> >If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
> >unlocked, you may live in Texas .
> >
> >If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
> >them, you may live in Texas .
> >
> >If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
> >everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas .
> >
> >If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas .
> >
> >
> >Forget ********, here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks
>from
> > Texas ...
> >
> >If someone in a store offers you assistance and they don't work there,
> >you may live in Texas
> >
> >If you've worn shorts and a coat at the same time, you probably live in
> > Texas .
> >
> >If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
>a
> >wrong number, you most likely live in Texas .
> >
> >If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Ft. Worth for the weekend,
> >you probably live in Texas .
> >
> >
> >If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas .
> >
> >If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may
> >live in Texas .
> >
> >If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both
> >unlocked, you may live in Texas .
> >
> >If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use
> >them, you may live in Texas .
> >
> >If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and
> >everybody is passing you, you may live in Texas .
> >
> >If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Texas .
