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Its old, but I still love this one!!!!

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
 

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Id be dead both ways, but first id actually have to see my damn wife for that to happen
 

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Its old, but I still love this one!!!!

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

So what's it called when the stripper drops you off at the house, two hours after closing time, with the wife watching out the window....:poke::poke:
 

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Its old, but I still love this one!!!!

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
So what's it called when the stripper drops you off at the house, two hours after closing time, with the wife watching out the window....:poke::poke:
Or worse yet, the wife is calling all the husbands who are with you looking for you..:pointlaugh:
 

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So what's it called when the stripper drops you off at the house, two hours after closing time, with the wife watching out the window....:poke::poke:
Or worse yet, the wife is calling all the husbands who are with you looking for you..:pointlaugh:
Divorced?
 

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hey guys next time come in the front door and say out loud " man am i h**ny and i bet by the time you make it to bed she will be fast asleep. not wanting to deal with a drunk smitten guy.
 

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OK, now it makes more sense.

Plead a fifth, not the fifth.
 
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