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Dear wife:

I'm writing you this letter to tell
you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7
years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been
hell. Your boss called to tell me that you
quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even
notice I had a new haircut, had
cooked your favorite meal & even
wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went
straight to sleep after watching all of
your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore;
you don't want sex or anything
that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you're cheating on me or
you don't love me anymore; whatever!
the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband, Gandy

P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are
moving away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!


Dear
Ex-Husband, Gandy

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a
good man is a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your
constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but
the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!'
Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't
say something nice, I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you
must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because
I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & ; I prayed
it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50
from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work
it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit
my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home
you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope
you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that
the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So
take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem LOLLOLLOLLOL
 

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Me and Gayandy have been playing this game for alot of years. He's getting his ass kicked on this site but on some others, I got banned from them because I called him a LIBERAL, can you believe that??

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Does he even drive a truck/superduty? The only posts I have seen him make are in the politics/religion section. Just wandering...
 

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Me and Gayandy have been playing this game for alot of years. He's getting his ass kicked on this site but on some others, I got banned from them because I called him a LIBERAL, can you believe that??

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Funny thing is I'm on a board that is a spin off of the 1st power stroke board Jason did oh so many years ago when he shut down the other forum to stop the chit chat. Then more people got tired of his site and left & now one guy started up his own board & Mike was banned after he came over & started making stupid comments....

Gandy bounces around but has a couple places that protect him and liberals like him & will ban you in a heartbeat, but they always get a pass...

Was funny watching mike step on his junk and get banned....LOLLOL
 

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You guys are brutal to one another. Are yall buddies or enemies? I fuc* around with my friends like this all the time, so I really can't tell.
nope, he's a tool and troll of the 1st order who thinks his #### does not stink and is superior to us mere mortals....
 

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nope, he's a tool and troll of the 1st order who thinks his #### does not stink and is superior to us mere mortals....
Kinda what I figured. I mean really? Enough is enough.
 

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heard that but it was switched around
 

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I guess he doesn't make it out of the political section? Did a Mod lock him their like chuckles to the smack talk section?
 

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where are you wandering to?...if you got a GPS you probably wouldn't wander so much..

LOLLOL
*get

And I was actually trying to be funny. Since he is all about some correct grammar.
 

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Crazy wid da cheeze wiz
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Haha LOL LOL You didn't post anything I could correct you on. LOL
 

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I like wandering. You get to see a lot more of the world. Always taking the shortest route to where you want to go get's really boring after a while.

Kinda fun to just say, wonder if I could get there by turning left here instead of going straight.
 

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I like wandering. You get to see a lot more of the world. Always taking the shortest route to where you want to go get's really boring after a while.

Kinda fun to just say, wonder if I could get there by turning left here instead of going straight.
I do it all the time. No offense, but Im young. Ill just get in my truck and take off. No actual destination. I like driving, and getting out and seeing new things, and meeting new people. But... it gets expensive after a while. LOL
 
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