weather warmed up so I decided to toss the canoe in the local mudhole and see if that woke up the small mouth. I stopped at a local sporting goods store to get my license. They said that puts me in the drawing. Well I never even put a line in the water as there was a tournament going on. Just floated around, sucked down a few cold ones, at some cold chicken and pepperoni sticks, and admired some cleavage. Got back to my phone that had a message that I won the Beretta shotgun. How cool is that.