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post #1 of 2 (permalink) Old 03-07-2011, 08:17 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Abby

Got this in an email, Im sure some dipsh!t will come in here and say this is a regurgitated joke, though it fits perfectly this time!!!

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems.

He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I
try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.
He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but
already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that
most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch,
to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our
bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics,
the next with Lutherans, the next with Baptists and the next with
people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with
Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in
the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.

It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?


Signed, Lost in DC

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Dear Lost:

Stop whining, Michelle. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world,
and have others pay for everything for you. The rest of us are stuck
with the bastard for two more years!


Abby
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Re: Dear Abby

Awesome!

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