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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 02-25-2011, 09:24 PM Thread Starter
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Traffic jam

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?

Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.

The driver asks, On average, how much is everyone giving?

About a gallon.

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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 02-25-2011, 09:26 PM
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Very funny.

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post #6 of 17 (permalink) Old 02-25-2011, 10:23 PM
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Regurgitated Bush joke (2008).

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Look at the second one down.

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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam just outside Washington DC. Nothing is moving North or South. He spots a man going from car to car.

When the guy knocks on his window he rolls it down and asks, 'What happened? What's the hold-up?'

"Terrorists have kidnapped President Bush, Vice President Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, John McCain and Anne Coulter. They're demanding a $100 million ransom, or they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.

"We're going from car to car for a collection. Please contribute what you can."

The driver asks, on average, how much is everyone giving?

"About a gallon?"

Never have so many politicians, screwed so many Americans...just to make one black person lose his job.
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Regurgitated Bush joke (2008).

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post #8 of 17 (permalink) Old 02-25-2011, 10:49 PM
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Still funny.
It may even go back to Reagan...who knows.

The only thing I really know, is like so many other things from the OP...it is not original.

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It fits Obama better imo

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post #10 of 17 (permalink) Old 02-25-2011, 10:56 PM
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I have a 100 gallon transfer tank in the back of my dually, I just filled it up the other day. Just sayin.

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