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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.


The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.



The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father..'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'


The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."
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Pretty funny... Hope you mind but just thought of a similar one..


A little boy was standing on a street corner shaking something in a bottle

A priest walks by and asks the little boy, what do you have there my son, and the little boy replied, this is the most powerful thing in world.

The priest replied, oh no my son holy water is the most powerful thing in the world.
The little boy replied, why is holy water the most powerful thing in the world father.
The priest replied, if you put holy water on a pregnant mother's stomach she will pass a baby boy..

The little boy replied, so what, if you put this on a cat's ass it will pass a motorcycle..
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. I don't know what it is about holy jokes, but there sure are a ton of them.
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Pretty funny... Hope you mind but just thought of a similar one..


A little boy was standing on a street corner shaking something in a bottle

A priest walks by and asks the little boy, what do you have there my son, and the little boy replied, this is the most powerful thing in world.

The priest replied, oh no my son holy water is the most powerful thing in the world.
The little boy replied, why is holy water the most powerful thing in the world father.
The priest replied, if you put holy water on a pregnant mother's stomach she will pass a baby boy..

The little boy replied, so what, if you put this on a cat's ass it will pass a motorcycle..
If you put brake cleaner in your eye, you will pass the cat.




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If you put brake cleaner in your eye, you will pass the cat.


And other canned fluids I might add..
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A priest and a nun are traveling through the desert. About 2 days into there 5 day journy the cammel dies. They get the talking and the preist thinking that he is going to die decides to have sex with the nun. So after talking about never haveing sex and how they are about to die she says ok. So the priest drops his robe and pulls it out and says, this is the stick of life. The nun get a funny look on her face and says if thats the stick of life stick it in the camels ass and lets get the hell out of here.lol

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Never have so many politicians, screwed so many Americans...just to make one black person lose his job.
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