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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 11-02-2010, 10:49 PM Thread Starter
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are you a democrat republican or a redneck?

this might be a re post but anyways....
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You're walking down a
deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife
comes around the corner,
locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!
...........................................
Republican's Answer:
BANG!

.......................................
Redneck's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! '
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist

Refugee
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Re: are you a democrat republican or a redneck?

rednecks FTW!
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Re: are you a democrat republican or a redneck?

i always thunk it now i know it, im a REDNECK
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Re: are you a democrat republican or a redneck?

I guess I'm a republican in this case. I only need one shot, and no one needs to hold my beer!!!

Another nonaligned spokesperson.

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I don't care if my thread goes off topic, it's all BS anyway!!!
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Re: are you a democrat republican or a redneck?

Redneck.

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Where can I get an 11+1 kimber?????

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Re: are you a democrat republican or a redneck?

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Re: are you a democrat republican or a redneck?

Hes not Islamic, hes an "extremist."
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