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arizona vs comunifornia

California: The
Governor of California is jogging with his dog
along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out,
bites the Governor and attacks his
dog.



1.
The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects
upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should
stop; the coyote is only doing what is
natural.








2.
He calls animal control. Animal Control captures
coyote and bills the State $200 testing
it for diseases and $500 for relocating
it.







3.
He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the
dead dog and bills the State $200
testing it for diseases.







4.
The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500
getting checked for diseases from the coyote and
on getting his bite wound
bandaged.







5.
The running trail gets shut down for 6 months
while Fish & Game conducts a
$100,000 survey to make sure the area is free
of dangerous animals.







6.
The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds
implementing a "coyote awareness" program for
residents of the area.







7.
The State Legislature spends $2 million to
study how to better treat rabies and how
to permanently eradicate the disease throughout
the world.







8.
The Governor's security agent is fired for not
stopping the attack somehow and for letting
the Governor attempt
to intervene.







9.
Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to
hire and train a new security agent with
additional special training re: the nature of
coyotes.







10. PETA
protests the coyote's relocation and files suit
against the State.



Arizona: The Governor of Arizona is
jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A
Coyote jumps out and attacks her
dog.





1. The
Governor shoots the coyote with
her State-issued pistol and keeps
jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP
hollow point cartridge.







2. The
Buzzards eat the dead coyote.



And that's why California
is broke.

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And life imitates the joke:

Perry shoots coyote while jogging

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Hopefully it was not CA Condoor that ate the coyote, or this thing could spin out of controll.

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And life imitates the joke:

Perry shoots coyote while jogging

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I was going to post that. Ruger is actually making a Coyote special to commemorate it.







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this is sssoooooo tru. this is the way it is folks. they have done nuttin but uck up this state with so much b.s. it ain't funny no more. sometimes i don't know if i'm more pissed off or embarrased to say that i'm from northern ca. this is how they think and do things in this state now. cheesh
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