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Difference in Liberals and Conservatives.

Just curious what you guys think about this. There is a reason I put this in Smack Talk section!!!

Why are you a liberal?

Why are you a conservative?

What's the difference in the two?

This is coming off my phone I'll post my thoughts later, just curious if anyone on this website was interested in standing up for their values!!

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Re: Difference in Liberals and Conservatives.

I'm a redneck!

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Liberal’s Answer
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to
a consensus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Conservative’s Answer:
BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Redneck’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?’

Son: ‘You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?’

Wife: ‘You are not taking that to the taxidermist.

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Re: Difference in Liberals and Conservatives.

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I'm a redneck!

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You
have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Liberal’s Answer
Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out
of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a
happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to
a consensus.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Conservative’s Answer:
BANG!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Redneck’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
(sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click

Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
Tips or Hollow Points?’

Son: ‘You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?’

Wife: ‘You are not taking that to the taxidermist.
Epic! Couldn't have said it better myself.

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"You are not taking that to the taxidermist"....Omfg

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Re: Difference in Liberals and Conservatives.

What HRT said. But I don't have any guns other than a .25 cal back up.



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Re: Difference in Liberals and Conservatives.

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Just curious what you guys think about this. There is a reason I put this in Smack Talk section!!!

Why are you a liberal?

I'm Not

Why are you a conservative?

Facts, Rational Thought, Common Sense

What's the difference in the two?

Liberals, think with their heart and fuzzy feelings

This is coming off my phone I'll post my thoughts later, just curious if anyone on this website was interested in standing up for their values!!
What about "Progressives", "Moderates", and "Centrists"?


















* Nevermind those are just aliases for liberals.

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What about "Progressives", "Moderates", and "Centrists"?
* Nevermind those are just aliases for liberals.


To start..... Jason "HotRodTractor" Very nice analogy!!


As for the quote.... you are DEAD ON ACCURATE.

An Independent is a cover up for a confused American that is easily swingable to the left or the right.... Depending on "What feels GOOD"

Conservatives believe in moral values.

Liberals believe in only whats the easiest.

Conservatives work hard for their money.

MOST Liberals want everything handed to them.

Conservatives get hurt at work and get it fixed themselves and try and keep working if possible.

Liberals look at getting hurt at work as a "GET OUT OF WORK" free card. Sue to company because their rich people and can afford to pay you till you die.

Conservative believe its correct to work if your able and keep putting food on the table.

Conservatives THINK unions are a bad idea

Liberals THINK unions are a good idea.

Conservatives think its rediculous to pay $35+ per hour to install fenders on new cars.

Liberals think their underpaid thus driving the cost of everything throught the roof and making big corps think about taking labor offshore.

Conservatives question every aspec of the government this day and age.

Liberals think money grows on trees and hides behind the government and is more than willing to take any and every handout they can from the imaginary money.


Conservatives believe and Man and a Women were built to be together ONLY. Think a Bolt threads into a NUT

Liberals think that Gays are OK. You know how a Bolt threads into a Bolt. lol.
Or a Nut fits a NUT!!!.


Conservatives are smart enough to think for themselves and know whats best for them and their family's

Liberals have to wait for someone "Smarter" than themselves to tell them whats right or wrong.

Conservatives can fend for themselves in the event of a Nations epic failure.. I.E. Hurricane, Tornado, Flood...Anything

Liberals will just sit on a log and DIE



Ill get more technical later!!

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An Independent is a cover up for a confused American that is easily swingable to the left or the right.... Depending on "What feels GOOD"
The "confused American" is someone who has this false belief that ALL people can have their political views fit neatly into ONLY two categories: Liberal or Conservative... with absolutely nothing in between, or further left or right.

The reality is that political views fall along a sliding scale, with the majority of Americans hovering somewhere closer to the middle. Think of a Bell Curve.

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The "confused American" is someone who has this false belief that ALL people can have their political views fit neatly into ONLY two categories: Liberal or Conservative... with absolutely nothing in between, or further left or right.

The reality is that political views fall along a sliding scale, with the majority of Americans hovering somewhere closer to the middle. Think of a Bell Curve.
If almost everybody you can think of, is right of you, maybe you are not as close the the center as you think.

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The "confused American" is someone who has this false belief that ALL people can have their political views fit neatly into ONLY two categories: Liberal or Conservative... with absolutely nothing in between, or further left or right.

The reality is that political views fall along a sliding scale, with the majority of Americans hovering somewhere closer to the middle. Think of a Bell Curve.
Hence the reason I utilized the sliding scale of Liberals and Conservatives....

Not Democrats and Republicans.

Maybe we should use.... Whats Right and whats Wrong? a Liberal has two versions for both and a conservative only has one version.

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