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post #1 of 30 (permalink) Old 02-10-2010, 01:39 AM Thread Starter
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well i no who im voting for in '12

Bill Cosbyhas done it again...
Nothing we haven't all said.. but not so eloquently.




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Bill Cosby has a great way of "distilling" things. Looks like he's done it again!




AMERICA NEEDS A CANDIDATE WITH THIS PLATFORM!!



I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT IN THE YEAR 2012.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1). Any use of the phrase: 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait outside of our borders until you can.

(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart
's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

(3). When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it coming in here.

(4). All retired military personnel will be required to man one of the many observation towers located on the southern border of the United States (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on
SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5). Social Security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. Neither the President nor any other politician will be able to touch it.



(6). Welfare. -- Checks will be handed out on Fridays, at the end of the 40 hour school week, the successful completion of a urinalysis test for drugs, and passing grades.

(7). Professional Athletes -- Steroids? The FIRST time you check positive you're banned from sports ... for life.

(8). Crime -- We will adopt the Turkish method, i.e., the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. T
here is no more 'life sentences'. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9). One export of ours will be allowed: wheat, because the world needs to eat. However, a bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10). All foreign aid, using American taxpayer money, will immediately cease and the saved money will help to pay off the national debt and, ultimately, lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask The American People if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision as to whether, or not, it's a worthy cause.

(11). The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12). The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.



My apology is offered if I've stepped on anyone's toes ... nevertheless...
GODBLESS AMERICA !
Sincerely, Bill Cosby







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I dont think so!

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lik it gotta have tht oil tho...

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Just made my night.

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http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/platform.asp

And I agree with Cosby.... some of those proposals are downright idiotic.

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Pocket says he's votin for Palin.





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And I agree with Cosby.... some of those proposals are downright idiotic.
But the attitude is right.




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But the attitude is right.
IMO, nah I don't think the attitude of that list is right.

Just looking at the list, here is my opinion....

#1, we get all pissy about people not speaking English, and having to press 1 for English and 2 for Spanish. Fact is, many other countries do the same thing. Most common language in other countries (other than their native language) is English. Here we have other countries catering to our needs and language barrier, and we get upset when we attempt to do the same. Doesn't make sense. Many of these other countries have an official language to boot. We don't.

#2 is just retarded. If we tried that, our economy would totally collapse.

#3 follows along with #2, and is equally dumb to attempt. It would ruin this country.

#4 forcing retired military back to active duty to "secure" our borders? Seriously, our retired military has done their duty. Let's honor them for what they've done, rather than treat them like slaves.

#5 makes sense.

So does #6.

And #7.

#8 is dumb. Tell me what happens if someone is falsely accused, and has their hand cut off. What do you say to that person later? "Oops, my bad. We still cool?". I guarantee it wouldn't be a drawn out process like a capital crime. There's a reason the death penalty takes years to complete, and it's so that all evidence is exhausted. For something as simple as stealing, there's no way we'll drag that process out for years.

#9 is another attempt to collapse our economy by eliminating trade. Won't fly at all.

#10 is based on the assumption that foreign nations don't help America during disasters. Fact is, our country received a ton of support and offers from most nations around the world during disasters such as Katrina. However, it 1) didn't make the news, 2) what was received was squandered by our government, and 3) our government didn't even take possession of half of the money and goods that were offered.

#11 the pledge of allegiance is recited in school and congress. Not sure why that's even there.

#12 same with this one. I heard the national anthem on TV being sung at the super bowl. So not sure what the point of #12 is.

Anyway, that's my take on the list.

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i agree 100% with cosby's list.... when the country was run as intended b4 we got these commie bastards in here runnin' the show we didnt have some many got damn problems

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i agree 100% with cosby's list.... when the country was run as intended b4 we got these commie bastards in here runnin' the show we didnt have some many got damn problems
Really? We didn't have so many problems?

Or is that simply revisionist sugar-coated history talking.

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