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A joke told by a preacher lol

Good Morning All!
So, I subscribe to a daily email from a preacher & this is what today's issue was, an excellent goofy joke (well IMO anyways!)

...From Mountainwings.com:

A MountainWings Moment
Issue Number 4245


A Well Planned Life?
=============================

Two women met for the first time since graduating from high
school.

One asked the other, "You were always so organized in school.
Did you manage to live a well planned life?"

"Yes," said her friend,
"My first marriage was to a millionaire;
my second marriage was to an actor;
my third marriage was to a preacher;
and now I'm married to an undertaker."

Her friend asked,
"What do those marriages have to do with a well planned life?"

"One for the money,
two for the show,
three to get ready,
and four to go!"



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Re: A joke told by a preacher lol

i love jokes that preachers tell lol


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I love some corny jokes.

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Re: A joke told by a preacher lol

ok, so the same preacher that makes the emails like the one in teh original post sent out another one ll! (i hope the linky works...)

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linky no worky.

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linky no worky.
Worky for me

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darn!
hmmm...

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Worky for me

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oh good!
Both worky for me now

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