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post #1 of 53 (permalink) Old 02-06-2010, 01:59 PM Thread Starter
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Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

If this was not pretty factual it would be funny, however the joke is on us
working individuals...


JOE LEGAL vs. JOSE ILLEGAL

You have two families: "Joe Legal" and "Jose Illegal".

Both families have two parents, two children, and live in California .


Joe Legal works in construction, has a Social Security Number and makes $25.00
per hour with taxes deducted.



Jose Illegal also works in construction, has NO Social Security Number, and gets
paid $15.00 cash "under the table".



Ready? Now pay attention...


Joe Legal: $25.00 per hour x 40 hours = $1000.00 per week, or $52,000.00 per
year. Now take 30% away for state and federal tax; Joe Legal now has
$31,231.00.


Jose Illegal: $15.00 per hour x 40 hours = $600.00 per week, or $31,200.00 per

year. Jose Illegal pays no taxes. Jose Illegal now
has
$31,200...00.



Joe Legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family
at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe Legal now
has $24,031.00.



Jose Illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the state and local
clinics at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.



Joe Legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare.
Joe Legal pays $500.00 per month for food, or $6,000.00 per

year. Joe Legal now has $18,031.00.


Jose Illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps and
welfare. Jose Illegal still has $31,200.00.



Joe Legal pays rent of $1,200.00 per month, or $14,400.00 per year. Joe Legal
now has $9,631.00.


Jose Illegal receives a $500.00 per month federal rent
subsidy. Jose Illegal pays out that $500.00 per month, or $6,000.00 per year.
Jose Illegal still has $ 31,200.00.


Joe Legal pays $200.00 per month, or $2,400.00 for insurance. Joe Legal now has

$7,231.00.


Jose Illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance!" and still has
$31,200.00.


Joe Legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, etc.



Jose Illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline, and
what he sends out of the country every month.



Joe Legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.


Jose Illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.



Joe Legal's and Jose Illegal's children both attend the same school. Joe Legal
pays for his children's lunches while Jose Illegal's children get

a
government sponsored lunch. Jose Illegal's children have an after school ESL
program. Joe Legal's children go home.



Joe Legal and Jose Illegal both enjoy the same police and fire services, but Joe
paid for them and Jose did not pay.


Do you get it, now?


If you vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens...


You are part of the problem!

It's way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

What are you waiting for? Pass it on.

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post #2 of 53 (permalink) Old 02-06-2010, 08:22 PM
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Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

This makes me beyond pi$$ed. Reminds me of a family that lived down the street from me when i was growin up, my family worked hard for what little we had and they got crap handed to them WTF

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export em all.

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If you export them all they will just find away back in. we have to send them a message that says your not welcome!

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export em all.
Maybe that is how Obama is going to double our exports in the next 5 yrs?

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And remember, if Jose Illegal has one set of fake papers, he has 3, and while he's making $$under the table, he's also drawing unemployment and benefits on the 2 other sets, while we ALL pay for it.

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post #7 of 53 (permalink) Old 02-16-2010, 01:38 PM
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if we didnt hire them.... and give them free everything, including medical, food, shelter, and put every thing in spanish..... then just maybe they would stay home.

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Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

So who here wants to stand out in a field and pick lettuce for 10 hours per day??? Nobody is jumping over a border fence in a 3 piece suit and stealing all the good investment banker jobs.
In the end you should get an education, be a leader, and support your family, if Im lookin for somebody to dig a ditch Im obviously gonna pay the lowest bidder because its something any idiot can do.

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Re: Joe Legal Vs. Jose Illegal

the begining part of american history x before he conformed was great ,said it all.....
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hmmmm probably not you, however i dug plenty of ditches when i was younger, there was time when you start out in any trade or any type of labor, you started at the bottom..... you dug the ditches, you swept the floor, you "picked the lettuce" you "flipped the burgers" all those jobs were meaningful experience that younger people learned work habits and ethics... i dont believe starting at the bottom is so wrong, working your way up the "job ladder" worked for many years.
We have had illegals invading our nation for years but in recent years where we give "room and board" the US has more than its share of illegal immigration.
I dont buy, that NO one will do those "ditch digging" "burger flipping" jobs, the US would do just fine without the illegals, and in worse case if lettuce or the price of a ditch is more expensive, it will be much cheaper than supporting jose and his extended family for the rest of their lives.

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