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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 01-27-2010, 03:04 PM Thread Starter
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History of Conservatives and Liberals

A short history lesson by an oilfield hand. For those that don't know
about history ... Here is a condensed version:


Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic
hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the
summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the
winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of
beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man
to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and
together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two
distinct subgroups:

1 . Liberals, and
2. Conservatives.


Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning
of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented
yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to
be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages
were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night
while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known
as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live
off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing
the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the
Liberal movement...

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. Those became
known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the
domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs,
smocks, aprons and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to
divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most
powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by
the jackass.


Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer
white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their
beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have
higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal
injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group
therapists are liberals.. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule
because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.


Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud, Coors or Miller. They eat
red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game
hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, golfers, construction workers,
firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate
executives, oilfield personnel, athletes, members of the military,
airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.
Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to
work for a living.


Liberals produce little or nothing..... They like to govern the
producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe
Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the
liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .
They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of
trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today's lesson in world history:


It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily
respond to the above before forwarding it.


A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute
truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other
true believers and to more liberals just to tick them off.

And there you have it.

I thank you.

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That was good
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Except the fact they currently hold the 2nd largest senatorial majority in the last 32 years, oh and in case you forgot, they also have the presidency. Mostly because the republican party has no leaders.

Who are we gonna get to run against Obama now? I feel like this meat head mentality is why we are here.

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Except the fact they currently hold the 2nd largest senatorial majority in the last 32 years, oh and in case you forgot, they also have the presidency. Mostly because the republican party has no leaders.

Who are we gonna get to run against Obama now? I feel like this meat head mentality is why we are here.
I saw a poll on TV a few nights ago that indicated that if the election was held again with Mike Huckabee running against Obama, he would win by a 2-5 point margin.
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My vote was for and still is for Ron Paul.
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Instead of Tim Tebow playing for the NFL, he should run for Congress and after 2 years, he'd have the same experience that Obama had. I'd bet he'd win.
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Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.
Ok
1. I love a cold corona with lime on a hot day.
2. I love white whine
3. I love sushi
4. I will not touch a piece of meat that is cooked more then medium.

What does this make me?

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Ok
1. I love a cold corona with lime on a hot day.
2. I love white whine
3. I love sushi
4. I will not touch a piece of meat that is cooked more then medium.

What does this make me?
A moderate Democrat

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Tim Tebow would be a good bet until he cried on the sidelines of the SEC champ. game. Theres no crying in football Tim.

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