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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-07-2010, 04:22 AM Thread Starter
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Funny Email.

> OLD VERSION
>
> The ant works hard in the withering heat
> all summer long, building
> his house and laying up supplies for the
> winter.
> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a
> fool and laughs and dances and plays the
> summer away..
> Come winter, the ant is warm
> and well fed.
> The grasshopper has no food or shelter,
> so he
> dies out in the cold.
>
>
>>
> MORAL OF THE STORY: Be
> responsible for yourself!
>
>
>
> MODERN
> VERSION
> The ant works hard
> in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and
> laying up supplies for the winter.
> The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool
> and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
> Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press
> conference and demands to know why the ant should be
> allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.
> CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to
> provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a
> video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
> America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
> How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is
> allowed
> to suffer so?
> Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody
> cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'
> ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house
> where the news stations film the group singing, ďWe
> shall overcome.Ē Then Rev. Jeremiah
> Wright has the group kneel down to pray to God for the grasshopper's
> sake.
> President Obama condemns
> the ant and blames
> President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the
> Pope for the grasshopper's plight.
> Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the
> ant has gotten
> rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both
> call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make
> him pay his fair share.
> Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity &
> Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of
> the summer.
> The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
> and, having nothing left to
> pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green
> Czar and given
> to the grasshopper.
> The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading
> friends finishing up the last bits of the antís food while the government
> house he is
> in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house,
> crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't
> maintain it.
> The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.
> The grasshopper is found
> dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken
> over
> by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous
> and once peaceful, neighborhood.
> The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.
> MORAL OF THE
> STORY: Be careful how you vote in 2010.
>
> Iíve
> sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant Ė
> not a grasshopper! Make sure that you pass
> this on to other ants. Donít bother sending
> it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldnít
> understand it, anyway.

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-07-2010, 05:00 AM
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Just got that one a few weeks back I love it.

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That's nice.

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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 01-08-2010, 01:28 AM
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