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Five USA Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first, a Nevada surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside Is numbered."

The second, a Colorado surgeon responds, "Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third, a Montana surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth, a New York surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth, a Washington D.C. surgeon, shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

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I'd have to agree, patient number 5 is absolutely dead on,

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