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post #1 of 36 (permalink) Old 04-09-2012, 01:46 PM Thread Starter
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Joke for the week

In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels where there is a large
German speaking population. One day a local rancher driving down a
country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the
rancher's stock pond.

The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink
das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.".....Which means:
"Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have #### in it."

The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."

The rancher replied: "Use both hands."


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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a Wisconsin farmboy?

The good ol' boy raises livestock.

The Wisconsin farmboy gets emotionally involved.


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Never have so many politicians, screwed so many Americans...just to make one black person lose his job.
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What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a Wisconsin farmboy?

The good ol' boy raises livestock.

The Wisconsin farmboy gets emotionally involved.


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Sheep need love too

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
Ronald Reagan
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Sheep need love too
Your a sick man...
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Your a sick man...
If you only knew.............

Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.
Ronald Reagan
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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,
not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
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Reality is only an illusion
that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
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I've got one Joe will surely love...

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect
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Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
And
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians
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This one has Pocket written all over it!

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The statement above is false
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