In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels where there is a large
German speaking population. One day a local rancher driving down a
country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the
rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink
das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen.".....Which means:
"Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have #### in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."