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post #1 of 32 (permalink) Old 04-04-2012, 06:59 PM Thread Starter
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10 signs you may be a muslim

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
You may be a Muslim

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim

3. You have more wives than teeth.
You may be a Muslim

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You may be a Muslim

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You may be a Muslim

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
You may be a Muslim

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
You may be a Muslim

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You may be a Muslim

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
You may be a Muslim

10. Your cousin is president of the United States .
You may be a Muslim

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Re: 10 signs you may be a muslim

hahahahahahahahhaahaha racist to say the least but one of the funniest things I've heard in a long time especially #10
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Re: 10 signs you may be a muslim

It only takes a single sign to prove you're a bigot however.

Post something like this.


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It only takes a single sign to prove you're a bigot however.

Post something like this.


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AND...only one to prove you're FOS......post 5,972 times on a truck forum.....and not a single one relates to trucks....

How ya doin' Ricky?......I see you still have no sense of humor....what happened to you my friend?

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AND...only one to prove you're FOS......post 5,972 times on a truck forum.....and not a single one relates to trucks....
It's a lot more than 5,972 times (since posts here don't count for a total anymore)...and my truck posts are back when I first got here.




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How ya doin' Ricky?......I see you still have no sense of humor....what happened to you my friend?
I have a great sense of humor.

Just not at the expense of an entire demographic.


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Sorry.......if I offended your religious beliefs. It should have read "10 signs you might be a muslim terrorist"

I do acknowledge the fact that not all muslims are terrorists and not all terrorists are muslims. And I do envy someone such as yourself who has NEVER in his life made ANY sort of ethnic joke. WOW! Kudos to you......but more than any of that....it's just been a long time since I fuked with you on a regular basis.....happy ham and eggs!

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Sorry.......if I offended your religious beliefs. It should have read "10 signs you might be a muslim terrorist"
That would have been a lot more accurate.



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I do acknowledge the fact that not all muslims are terrorists and not all terrorists are muslims.
Are you sure about that?

What % are and aren't in your opinion?



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And I do envy someone such as yourself who has NEVER in his life made ANY sort of ethnic joke. WOW! Kudos to you......
In that, you would be dead wrong.

The difference being, I have matured and learned from my mistakes.

Not everyone does however.


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Are you sure about that?

What % are and aren't in your opinion?

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Well now, that all depends. Do you mean those muslims that are ACTUAL terrorists or should I count those who SUPPORT terrorism on the basis of their belief but don't actally carrry out terrorist acts?
In either case it's precisely 50%........how can I be sure, you ask? Simple....they're either a terrorist or they're not...50/50

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Well now, that all depends. Do you mean those muslims that are ACTUAL terrorists or should I count those who SUPPORT terrorism on the basis of their belief but don't actally carrry out terrorist acts?
In either case it's precisely 50%........how can I be sure, you ask? Simple....they're either a terrorist or they're not...50/50
That's pretty "simple" alright.

So you think there are 700 million Muslim terrorists, or terrorist sympathizers... in the world?


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Re: 10 signs you may be a muslim

AK, i hope you get beat down by an asian, a black, a muslim , and a jew at the same time.. they hate you just like we do. Have a nice day :)

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