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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 11-23-2011, 11:19 PM Thread Starter
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Not so Super Committee

A driver was stuck in a traffic jam in Washington D.C. today. Nothing was moving! Suddenly, a man knocked on the car window.

The driver rolled down his window and asked "What's going on?"

''Terrorists have kidnapped all the members of the Super Committee - they're asking for $10 million in ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire! We're going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

The man replies, ''Most people are giving about two gallons!"

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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam in Washington D.C. today. Nothing was moving! Suddenly, a man knocked on the car window.

The driver rolled down his window and asked "What's going on?"

''Terrorists have kidnapped all the members of the Super Committee - they're asking for $10 million in ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire! We're going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

The man replies, ''Most people are giving about two gallons!"
Dang it, I just got that email yesterday! That is a good one!
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