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Presidents Day

My Ten Year Old Grandson

I was eating lunch on February 20th with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"

He said, "It's President's Day!" He is a smart kid.

I asked, "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... etc.

He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

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Awesome!! Now that is one I will share.

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Old lady gets on the train to take a trip and tucked some fried chicken in her duffel bag that morning for a snack later on. She placed the bag next to her on the closest seat to hers. In transit a young college male gets on the train and is forced to take the duffel and place it under the sleeping womans seat. At about 4 in the morning she wakes for a snack, as old women like to do, she reaches over into the seat next to her undoes the young mans zipper and reaches in and says "oooh the neck and gizzards are still warm!"

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Old lady gets on the train to take a trip and tucked some fried chicken in her duffel bag that morning for a snack later on. She placed the bag next to her on the closest seat to hers. In transit a young college male gets on the train and is forced to take the duffel and place it under the sleeping womans seat. At about 4 in the morning she wakes for a snack, as old women like to do, she reaches over into the seat next to her undoes the young mans zipper and reaches in and says "oooh the neck and gizzards are still warm!"
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Nice!
Was a concrete bitsh yesterday and the owners father, who is 76, and a former us navy seabee (52-60 iirc) told us that one. He also told us some stories from his days in the 'Bees. The old man put alot of the younger guys to shame workwise too!

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