This is my return year.I haven't played in 10 years.Last time I played there where 4 teams douglas outlaws medford warriors klamath crusaders and one in grants pass.
They always need lineman so I am basically a walk on.Still bust my ass though every weekend.Once the games start there is no more practice.
Starting left guard.We stomped the living crap out of them 39 to 7.We out sized them in #'s and strength.1st qtr was a draw then we just smacked the #### out of them in the 2nd.It was 32 to 0 or maybe 7 by half time.The snow and raing really started to fly in the 2nd qtr.
Thanks to my cheering section.Appreciated all that showed up.
Thanks Joe and chelsea for letting me invade your house for a couple days.You guys are the best.
Dank’s Pub N Grill, Highway 58, Dexter, OR is running a special for next Saturday. Spend 15 bucks or more on food and you’ll receive two free tickets (a 10 buck value) to Saturday’s game in Lowell. This is a real no brainer and a great opportunity for your family and friends traveling to the game to reduce overall trip expenses. Dexter is on Hwy 58 just a few miles west of the turnoff to Lowell.
Who is ready for some mother ####ing football.Riding the full on decked out tour bus up to lowell free of charge.Departure in T minus 30 minutes.I am saving up a big #### just for this.
I am in my chants screaming yelling punching walls around the house.The dog is going ape #### crazy.I am telling him to get the devil.He is digging at the front door.WTF there is someone at the door?It was a Jehovah witness.LMMFAO Yeh I am destined for hell Who cares.
lost by 6 what a ####ed up game.totally beat ourselves.
2nd play of the game we scored.Then it all went down hill.Interception, Qtrback sacks, penalties, weather.Field was a soup kitchen.Coach put me at left tackle and a Defense guy at left guard WTF!!.Anyway score was 24-12 favor of them by half time.They went score less and we picked up another with 1:30 left in the game.Attempted an onside kick and failed at that.So final was 24-18.
On the way home the Charter bus driver was falling asleep at the wheel.I think our max speed was 35 all the way home.We left lowell at 9:30 and got home at 2:10.It is only a 3 hr drive max.
next two games are here in klamath falls at mazama high just up the street from my house.Games start at 6pm as always.
So close your eyes now don't read unless you want to be sick
Well Up to the game I drank a pot of coffee and refilled in chemult 1.39 can't beat the price considering my thermos holds a 12 cup pot.What comes with coffee consumption?Um yeh have to piss ALLOT!!.So I have also been drinking Powerade Zero good stuff BTW.I have to urinate on the bus but no urinal it don't work.I modestly and conservatively piss in this bottle.Yeh its nasty but not the good part yet.
Arrival at lowell goes uneventful I unpack my gear in the one small but decent locker room.It only has one toilet no big deal.I piss/Empty my bottle after showing everyone LOL start getting dressed.
I always mix two scoops of NoXplode energy before the games.I have a pepsi 1liter bottle just for this.Aww but this time I seen this powerade bottle there.It has a larger mouth.Easier to get the powder in there.I two scoop her up and fill with water.Shake the #### out of it.
I start pounding down this concoction which never tastes all that well.Half down I notice it is slightly tangy than normal.WTF oh well I finish pounding down the tangy liquid gag a few times as some of the unmixed grains hit the back of my throat.OK WTF it seriously was tangy that time.OH #### I DIDN'T RINSE THE BOTTLE OF PISS.I sure let everyone know too.You would have thought I would have done the ole gag trick with the finger down the throat but just shrugged an laughed at myself.
Won against Vancouver.Sent 4 of there guys to the hospital.24-12 we should have killed these guys.OH and the offensive coach is a favoritism ####.I sat the sidelines the whole game.####ed myself last game.Oh well ####ing team this is my first come back year and my last come back year.
Wife is such a pain in the ass.She didn't even go.We live 2 city blocks from the field.She has season tickets.Even after I leave my brothers house at 2 am falling a sleep at the wheel so on so on.So I can make it home on a Sunday to watch her do team roping.NEVER ####ING AGAIN!!
I am so done.I am going out tonight.Hit the casino have some fun.
Won our last game 40-0 but lost our playoff spot due to the week before lost.Oh well.I am glad it is over.Got my weekends and mid weeks back.Time to start prepping for next year.
Don't know about leaner we will see.I am getting older and the joints take a hell of allot longer to heal then previous accounts.I am sure in the hell going to give a go at it.Up to 405 on the bench so who knows.They have a ribs or hot wings eating contest in the summer and all stars.Plus mentor programs so I'll still be involved.
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