Was walking from the shower to the bedroom upstairs sans towel when the door swings open and my mother in law is standing there, mouth agape at my naked body. She gets red and turns her head but I can see she is still looking. I say "sorry, Jules, let me go grab some shorts. I need to feed the twins lunch anyway." Needless to say she was flustered. Kinda funny for me, awkward for her.
Anybody else had something like this happen? Not that it really matters but is your MIL hot? Mine is. She is 50 but she's a flight attendant and workout nut.
sometimes it's not as innocent as you think......she may have turned red but she also knew she had a good chance of catching you like that or she would have knocked......My two cents worth...
no, but you can certainly celebrate their sacrifices, and be happy that they didn't die in vain.
I'm just curious, why would you reply to a happy memorial day story if you know it's going to rub you the wrong way? That's like intentionally rubbing salt in a wound. I get that you being in the service gives you a different perspective, but other people have a right to celebrate, and your reply seems like it was designed to guilt those of us who had a good time?
NOt quite like that. Me and my ex girlfriend were staying with her parents for a weekend. We woke up early on Saturday and were getting ready to go work horses. Went to walk out of our room and she stopped me and was giving me a Mouth Hug. Her little brother woke up and wanted in the room.
I heard him charging down the hall so i held the door shut. So I could at least pull my pants up. He couldn't get the door open and started crying. He then started slamming into the door to get in i was going to let him in but she held the door and kept going. Just as i am about to be done her mom walks back and is yelling at her for not opening the door. She got done I dress and open the door to an ass riping for not opening the door for her 4 year old brother and demanded to know why.
All i could do was laugh out loud and walk away. She got the point turned red and wouldn't talk to me for about an hour. But she did keep the little guy away from our room for the rest of our stay.
A buddy of mine went to open the front door after getting out of the shower. He thought it was his wife, MIL and wifes sister, and wife.
Well he ran to the bed room, his wife followed, was laughing at him, slapped him on the rear, His snake was still loose and hanging in the dresser door, the slap was so hard he closed the door on his LOL.
Well his wife had to tell MIL and sis, we have to go to the doc and the reason.
Nothing dirty happened after that guys, sorry. Im not real sure if I even have pictures of her around. None that are real flattering. Her and the wife are both camera avoiders. It drives me nuts too.
Im fairly sure that there is a certain level of tension between the MIL and I.
One day I went over to help move some furniture out of the back garage onto the patio for summer and I went in the house and she had music going so I spoke loudly to see 'where she was' I walked in the kitchen and then as I went through the doorway I saw her butt-ass-naked dancing in the den... holy bejeebus! I couldnt believe what I saw, neither could my other head! I left and rode around for a few minutes then called and told her I was coming over. Let the wood subside and came back but I was smiling alot.
Could be. Im pretty keen when it comes to stuff like that. I was a man whore until I got with my current woman. Hell I picked a chick up while fueling once. Anyway, Im not gonna start in on where all Ive picked women up at. Thats a diff thread(which im sure has already been doneLOL
Long story short, if there was alcohol involved and the come on was strong enough it'd be veeery difficult to walk away from but I probably still would. That'd be an expensive, messy situation. Im sure my kids wouldnt understand that one.
Last night at our 6 year olds teeball game I asked the MIL how their shopping trip to Victorias Secret went. She said great. I asked her if she picked out anything for me. She said no. I replied "well, you've seen me in my delicates. A little reciprocity would be much appreciated." Ive never seen a redder face save for at the local face-slappin contest.
No. The three of us are all aware of what happened and who said what. Its all in good fun so no sweat amigo. If a threesome happens it'll be because they think I deserve it. In other words, I wont hold my breath.
Unless Sandra Bullock(wifey looks like her anyway) or Pink come on to me I wouldnt defile my own union. Im the only one who can take my honor away.
I know you guys are just having fun but that aint me babe.
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